The next housemate to leave will be Rebecca or Mario! Excellent choice. None of my favourites are endangered this week, so I don’t really mind. However, isn’t it about time a male contestant left? Hint hint.

If Mario leaves, it will make things in the house more interesting. How would Luke cope without Mario brainwashing him and advising him about absolutely everything? Mikey would be just fine, finally free from patronising. Lisa would be able to get on with things the way she wanted to, instead of being picked up on by her loving and caring partner. His face when it took her a long time to box her way out of the paper bag!

Mario is getting very paranoid. Belinda Belinda Belinda has rattled him terribly. So he can’t read her. Good for her! The conspiracy theory about Belinda being gay, Sara a model and May a PA is hilarious.

Belinda’s snoring is turning the luxury bedroom into B block, as housemates flock to the modest bedroom. Kat has surprised us all by snogging Sara in the pool. Dale and Mo are very quiet. Stuart started saying loads of sensible things.

And didn’t they all look great as Goths. Cute or what!