Nominations! Surely we’ll see the back of Jennifer this Friday.

Things are getting weird in the house. “The Picturegate scandal” was incredible. Blown out of all proportion by Jennifer. She has completely lost the plot.

Talking of losing the plot - Becks “I’m size 12″, yuck! She is nursery nurse, I gather. I just wander if any parents of the children she looks after are watching. How reassuring for them to see the true colours of Auntie Beckie who takes care of their little darlings. 

It’s always interesting to see things under the microscope in the BB’s house. I’m afraid I already watch every update. 

Nice to see the yoof fashion too. Lots of scarves and hats for men, ’tis cold these days, innit?  

Altogether now: “Happy house, happy happy happy house!”