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Big Brother 10  – Channel 4, 9pm

All hail the return of the daddy of reality TV shows….or not!

As I used to be a great fan of BB  I forced myself to watch last night’s Launch Show just to be able to comment on this blog.  It was hard going, the ‘potential housemates’ (this years great twist!!) aren’t even interesting enough to look like themselves.

There is a Wolverine look-alike (I wish, might have made me watch a bit longer), a Ferne Cotton look-alike, an annoying midget who forced me to hit mute even before she entered the house and the biggest travesty of all, someone trying to look like Russell Brand, big hair, white t-shirt, waistcoat, skin-tight trousers!

Talk about rubbing salt in the wound, after the novelty of the first few series the only reason to carry on watching BB was to be able to know what Russ was on about when he hilariously disected the big boobed, bleached haired coming-out-as-gay-on-national TV assortment of wannabe’s  antics in Big Mouth.  All today’s fans have is yet more hyperactive showing off by a middle-aged mother who should maybe think about jumping before the ship completely sinks~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

There is no chance of anyone interesting or original emerging, too much hype and far too much Davina.